Monday, April 4, 2011

DELETE--Goodbye

by Brittany Geragotelis

Once a week, my guest blogger (who shall remain nameless...okay, not nameless...let's call her Ms. Sassy Pants. Sassy for short) stops by to share all the things in her life that deserve a big, fat DELETE. Anyhoo, her majesty is back and she's ready to do the unthinkable: DELETE herself. Check out what she had to say and then come up with a few DELETES of your own.

Question, when do you know when it's time to throw in the towel? What do you write about when you have nothing else to write about? When commiserating just stops working? Bottom line—I hate people. But what's more is I hate the way that I behave around people. So I'm going to say it folks...Ms. Sassy Pants is now DELETED.

Here are a few ways that I am instituting self-DELETION:

Facebook...my profile: DELETE. No more spending hours stalking people I just don't give two bleeps about.

People that can't consistently show up in my life...ever heard of "do what you say, say what you do?" If you can't do that, then you, as well as me, must be DELETED.

Blaming others for my lot in life...DELETE.

Intolerance of others behavior...who am I to stand in the way of others' happiness? DELETE the 'tude.

Judgment...I like to think I'm perfect—but I'm not. DELETE.

Gutter mouth...nothing is more attractive than a 30-something throwing around bleep this and frack that...not! DELETE.

Let's face it, I may have to make a guest appearance now and then. Maybe I'll bust out the story of Sassy and the three exes...yes they are BAAAACCCKKK. Just for old times sake. Good times. In the meantime...I've been DELETED.

5x5,
B.

Book Slayer's Note: I'm so truly sad to see Ms. Sassy Pants and her posts go....lucky for me, we're friends and I will still get to hear all her DELETES. And if you're all good, I may just share them with you! Farewell Sassy, you will be missed!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awww. I loved Ms Sassy Pants! But we all must move on.

 
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