Saturday, May 8, 2010 0 comments

Bad Mojo and house cleansing

by Brittany Geragotelis

OMG, I'm dying right now! I'm laying here watching "Tori & Dean" (I was supposed to be spending my morning and afternoon exercising at the SELF magazine Workout in the Park, but it's pouring, so I'm staying dry and inside instead), and the whole episode is about bad vibes in their house. Liam starts talking about seeing a big man with a black face in his room. And then Tori and Mehran swear there are cold spots in Stellas bedroom. So what do you do when your house has bad Mojo?

Enlist in the help of a VooDoo High Priestess, of course.
courtesy of Oxygen
So Tori invites Mama Lola to come and bless their home and banish all the bad spirits. Then, she asks Mama Lola to cleanse her, which results in her standing in the middle of her living room in her underwear and a rag of a tank top, being covered in a mish-mash of table scraps and then washing off with an alcohol-based bowl of brown stuff. The funiest part was that Mama Lola made her put the liquid down her pants to cleanse her hoo-ha!!! She was like, "It's burning! It's burning!" Sooooo funny!
courtesy of Oxygen
I totally know what Tori's feeling though in terms of haunted houses or places with bad vibes. To this day, I swear the first house I lived in growing up was haunted. I used to wake up in the middle of the night, at the same time every night, and watch as a figure outlined in light would walk across my bedroom door. I asked my mom a few times if it was her, but she said no. And besides, the figure was basically walking into the closet at the end of the hall, since my room was the last one on the right.


I even went through a period of time after buying the apartment that I live in now, where I was super concerned that I'd moved into a place that had serious bad energy. I was cleaning out the closet the night I first moved in and found--get this--blood-smeared stains on the top shelf, and a slab of glass (with bloody streaks) and a small bag of what I'm pretty sure was coke. I was so freaked out, I didn't know what to do. I was terrified that the cops were going to bust in any minute and arrest me for the drugs that had been left in the closet. I'd never really seen anything like that before, and I was scared to touch it. So, I called my friend and made her flush it down the toilet. Then, because I didn't know any VooDoo high priestesses myself, I did the only thing I could think of to bless my apartment:

I painted everything in the place pink.

Pink walls, pink trimmings--I even painted over the blood in the closet (in case a crime had been committed and the cops needed the blood samples later as evidence). And after that....no bad Mojo. Because really, nothing bad can happen in a pink apartment. Right?

5x5,
B.
Friday, May 7, 2010 0 comments

These are a few of my Favorite things...May 7, 2010

by Brittany Geragotelis

It's Friday and that means a round-up of my favorite things for the week. Here goes:


1. Miley Cyrus' "Can't Be Tamed" music video
It's no surprise to anyone who knows me that I'm a fan of Miley Cyrus. I watched "Hannah Montana" from the beginning of the series to the end, I interviewed her for AC, I have a whole collection of the clothes she did with Max Azria from Wal-Mart and I go gaga over her music. There's just something about her that draws me in. Well, her music video for her newest single, "Can't Be Tamed", though a complete departure from the typical MC stuff we're used to seeing, is AWESOME! Seriously edgy, intriguing, totally entertaining and fun. The music has a great beat and the whole thing with the black wings? Beautiful. Check it out and let me know what you think!


2. Mothers Day
I don't know about you, but I have a pretty kick-ass mom. She's my biggest fan, always supports me in my decisions and encourages me to follow my dreams. And she's put up with a lot of crap from me over the years. She's my cheerleader, my hero, my funniest friend.

3. The people who believe in me and my writing
You all know who you are. It's because of you that I can get past all the rejection and keep writing. And thank you to those who force me out of my comfort zone and push me to test my limits.

photo credit: Maxim Magazine
4. Hilarie Burton's a mom!
I had the pleasure of meeting "One Tree Hill" star Hilarie Burton, 27, back in 2003 when she posed for the cover of our Feb 2004 issue. She was teeny-tiny, gorgeous and so cool! Really...I remember thinking that if we were in school, she would have been way cooler than me. She was a cheerleader and a rebel. And now we find out that she's been hiding a secret romance with "Grey's Anatomy's" Denny, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, 44, for over a year now—and had a baby with him a few months ago! Say what?!?! I have to applaud the couple for being able to keep their happy news under wraps for so long from the evil paps and rag mags. Congrats you two!


And a few things I'm NOT so pleased about....

photo credit: The CW/ANTM
1. "America's Next Top Model": Tyra and I are in a fight right now because she and her "expert" judging panel sent home my favorite model, Jessica. Boo! I thought Jess was one of the most beautiful girls in the house and had a cool personality. Much better than some of the girls who spend all their time making fun of others and being mean on the show. Shame on you, Tyra. And now I'm rooting for Raina, in case you were wondering.

2. Cheating Fellas: David Boreanaz, how could you? And for that matter, how could you Tiger, David, Josh and Jesse? I hope all the women in these cheaters' lives realize how incredible they are and have the strength to say "I deserve better than you."
Thursday, May 6, 2010 0 comments

Review: Raised by Wolves

by Brittany Geragotelis

I just finished reading Jennifer Lynn Barnes' latest YA novel, Raised by Wolves and thoroughly enjoyed it. There have been a lot of werewolf books lately (seems we've moved on from vamps to our hairy, four-legged friends) and not many of them bring something new to the table. Raised by Wolves does.

So, what sets this one apart from the rest of the "were" books out there? In this one, the main character is human and was, drumroll please...raised by a wolfpack. I know. The title sort of gives it away, doesn't it? But I promise, the rest is less obvious.

Photo credit: EgmontUSA
Bronwyn Alessia St. Vincent Clare (Bryn when she's not in trouble) lives with a pack of human/werewolf hybrids. After her parents were killed by a rabid (a sort of crazy wolf outlaw) in front of her when she was a little kid, the leader of the pack, Callum, marked her as his own and connected her forever to his group.

Now, Bryn's a teenager, and a defiant one at that. She's notorious for doing exactly what she's told not to do, so when she stumbles upon a teen boy/were caged up in Callum's basement, she doesn't leave it alone like she's asked to. The strange thing is that although she's just met the boy named Chase, they have a connection to each other neither of them can explain.


The punishment for disobeying the pack is harsh and before she has a chance to make amends, her whole life is sent into a tailspin of violence and betrayal. Suddenly she and Chase have teamed up to try and find the thing that links the both of them—the rabid—and destroy him.


The book was well-written and original, and I really liked the fact that the main character was extraordinary while still being human. Jennifer has done another amazing job at creating a world readers will love to escape to (her other books include Golden, Platinum, Tattoo and The Squad series).

Definitely pick up Jennifer's book when it's released on June 8th if you're craving a little supernatural fun.

5x5,
B.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010 0 comments

Disappointed in Men, but happy with "Glee!"

by Brittany Geragotelis

photo credit: The CW/Angel
I don't want to dwell too much on the negative, but I am NOT happy with a certain former vamp right now. What is with this trend of leading men cheating on their wives? Has this always been happening but for some reason the shit's hitting the fan now? David Boreanaz, the broody Angel from (my fave show) "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" & "Angel" has just spilled the beans on his secret affair.

Is it really that hard for people to stay faithful these days? In my opinion, cheating is a conscious decision. No guy just falls into bed with a woman other than his wife by accident. Falling out of love with someone—I don't think that's something you have control over. Sleeping with someone else when you're married (or even dating)? Uh, uh. Sorry. THAT you have control over.

These men just make me disappointed. For some reason, I expected more from them.

But on to better, happier things...Anyone watch "Glee" last night? Once again, a wonderful episode ripe with celeb guest stars. Olivia Newton-John looked amazing and did a good job playing a not-so-humble version of herself (at one point, she mentioned she was in the biggest musical movie of all time and that her records had been HUGE hits). And the remake of "Let's Get Physical"? Well, Olivia and Sue Syllvester (Jane Lynch) were hilarious in matching track suits swimming in a sea of hard-bodies.

And then there was Molly Shannon as a pill-popping alcoholic who recently transferred to the school. You can never go wrong with that woman.

The music was an incredible mash-up of old-school 90s, including "Hammer Time" and "Ice, Ice Baby". Will Schuester is such a cheese-ball that I sometimes cringe when I watch him, but you can't say he doesn't commit to his part. And he brought back some of the dance moves I did growing up, which was fun. When the cast paid homage to M.C. Hammer, I was rolling. And of course, I'm falling more and more in like with the ditzy cheerleader, Brittany (not just because we share a name). She's got such a deadpan comedic delivery of insane lines that I can't help but cheer for her.



My only gripe? Has anyone else noticed that they've been really obvious lately with their show themes? It reminds me a little of "7th Heaven" with their "this is the moral of this episode" stuff. Less than 5 minutes in, I was like, "Okay, this episode is about reputations." I really think the show's audience is smarter than that and don't need to be hand-held through the eps.

All in all, another great night of my favorite glee club! What did you think?

5x5,
B.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010 0 comments

I want a theater in my house

by Brittany Geragotelis

When I was younger, my mom used to take me to look at houses. We'd be in the car and we'd drive to the ritzy areas and we'd ooh and aah over the million dollar houses. May sound strange, but I loved looking at those houses, picking out my favorite one and imagining myself living in one. Wondering about the person that I'd have to be in order to afford a place like that. The parties I'd throw. The other cool things I'd fill my McMansion with. Even now, I like to walk past the brownstones near the Central Park and choose the ones I'd buy if I were rich.

But how much is too much house? Do people really need 12 bedrooms? A theater? An Olympic-size pool, tennis courts and an indoor basketball court? A private plane hanger? Would I really be comfortable in a house that large, when I would probably only spend my time in a few of the rooms? (And think of all the places a burglar or psycho killer could hide as they wait to jump out at me in the dark...Hey, I know what happens in scary movies!)

I recently saw the house that Gisele and Tom Brady are having built. It's ridiculous. It's an eight bedroom, 22,000 sq ft mansion worth $20 million. When it's finished, the couple's house will boast a butler's room, a cardio room, a weight room, a pool house, a lagoon-shaped pool and spa, a wine room and a covered loggia.

Is a place like this too big, or given the chance, would you do the same? What would be in your dream house if money was no object? For me, I'd have a fireman's pole that went from one floor to the other....and a hidden room!

5x5,
B.
Monday, May 3, 2010 3 comments

Interview with authors Charity Tahmaseb & Darcy Vance

by Brittany Geragotelis

I read a book recently that was both adorable and fun—and totally spoke to the nerd in me! The book (and the story behind how the book came together) is inspirational and all about doing what you love, believing in yourself and sticking by your friends.

Authors Charity Tahmaseb & Darcy Vance were nice enough to take time out of their busy writing schedules to answer a few questions about life, reading, writing as a duo and getting published!
Me: You two are the brains behind the super-fun book, The Geek Girl's Guide to Cheerleading. Charity, why a cheerleading book?
Charity: I wish I could remember exactly what sparked the idea. I must have been reminiscing about high school, and all of a sudden remembered my time on the cheer squad. I do remember thinking: Maybe that could be a story. And immediately after that, I e-mailed Darcy with my idea. Her response was: “I will either steal your story idea or kick your scrawny cheerleader butt if you don’t write this.” True, Geek Girl did start off as my solo project, but as you can see, Darcy was there all along.

photo credit: Simon Pulse
Me: You have a really unique story behind how this book came to fruition. Do you mind sharing it with us?
Darcy:
Sure! Like Charity said, Geek Girl’s Guide was originally her idea, but I loved it from the start. Whenever Charity would get tired of working on it, I’d push her to keep going. I even took a few of her first chapters and rewrote them (a definite no-no in the writing world). I knew she had something special. There was a point where Charity had given up, and nothing I did or said could get her started on it again. Then my 21-year-old son was diagnosed with tongue cancer.
After that first horrible week, I sent Charity a message thanking her for being such a good friend to me. She said she wished she could do more to help me, “…but we live so far apart. It’s not like I can pop down the street and deliver a hot dish to you.” (Charity lives in Minnesota and I’m in Indiana.)

The next day she sent another e-mail asking me to join her in a private online group called “Hotdish.” When I signed in there was a message saying something like, “Remember that story, the one with the cheerleaders? What if we worked on it together?”

Charity knew I needed something else to think about besides my son being sick and needed the money (paying for cancer treatment is expensive). She knew that if we worked together, we might be able to turn Geek Girl’s Guide into a story that a publisher might want to buy. And, if that happened, I could use my part of the money to help pay my son’s doctor bills.

courtesy of Darcey Vance
So, in between taking my son to doctors and hospitals, Charity and I worked on the book together. By the time my family found a doctor who could help us, we'd rewritten most of the book. Charity spent the week my son was in the hospital to remove his tumor, writing to agents. My son’s surgery was a success—and so were Charity’s letters. Several agents got in touch with us about our book right away.
The same month that my son’s doctor told us everything was going to be okay, our agent sold The Geek Girl’s Guide to Cheerleading! The book was published 11 months later, two years and one week after my son’s diagnosis. He was with me the first day I saw our book in a store and he’s still cancer-free (check out Darcy with her son to the left)!


Me: That’s an incredible story on its own! Are you two planning on teaming up on another book in the future?Darcy: We’re working on a couple of books at the moment, not true sequels, but other “geek girl” types of books. Charity is working on something called Dating on the Dork Side, which as a novel—and social experiment—is still a work in progress.

Me: What’s it like writing a book together? Do you take different chapters, different characters, etc? How do you deal with creative differences along the way?
Charity: We brainstorm in chat sessions (we almost never talk on the phone!) and we each have strengths we bring to the process. I can keep the structure of the story in my head, while Darcy knows when we’ve repeated an unusual word one too many times. She has a feel for characters I can’t get a handle on, and vice versa.
Usually, if we disagree, we can either find a compromise, or one of us will feel more strongly than the other about the item in question. If it’s a big disagreement (and we did have one while writing Geek Girl), we’ll go with whoever has the strength in that area.

courtesy of Darcey Vance
Darcy: There was one point in the novel that we came at from totally opposite directions. We had a pretty tense couple of days. Eventually, I gave in because it was a question about plot—and that’s the area where Charity shines and I really struggle. We agreed to try it her way but if our editor said anything about it, I reserved the right to say “I told you so.” It turned out Charity was right. It also turned out that Charity is much nicer than I am—she never said “I told you so” to me. Not once.
But writing together was an amazing experience. In the beginning, it was easy to tell the parts Charity had written from the parts I’d written. The deeper we got into rewriting the story though, the harder it became to tell us apart. It was like we’d created a third person out of the best of both of us.
Me: How does it feel to see your labor of love on bookshelves and in the hands of teens?
Charity: Awesome. Incredible. Surreal. Even now, it’s a treat to walk into a bookstore or the library and see it there on the shelf. Even more incredible, teens have sent us e-mails letting us know how much they liked the book.

courtesy of Darcey Vance
Me: What inspires you?
Charity:
Music. A great book. Eavesdropping. Seriously, inspiration is everywhere, even when you don’t realize that you’re looking for it. The other day, I spied the cutest teen boy, all decked out in a Snuggie, in the middle of Starbucks. He was happily texting his friends. I know there’s a story in there, somewhere.

Me: What books are you fans of?
Charity:Oh gosh, we’re both big readers and there are tons of books that we love. A favorite of ours is Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. Some of our favorite modern writers include John Green, E. Lockhart, Sarah Dessen, Maureen Johnson, Suzanne Collins, Elizabeth Scott, Catherine Murdock, Deb Caletti and Stacey Jay—even though she features evil cheerleaders in her latest novel.

Me: What advice would you give others who’d like to write books?

Charity: Butt in chair. Hands on keys. There’s no magic secret to becoming a published author. The only way to do it is to write a book that people want to read. And the only way I know to do that is to write, write, write, and…write!

Me: In your journey to being published, was there ever a time you wanted to give up? How did you push yourself to go on?
Charity: Plenty! In fact, I shelved the Geek Girl manuscript twice before pulling it out a third time to try again. For me, it really helped that Darcy was there all along, believing in my ability. Believing in it so much, that it hurt her when I shelved the project. Of course, what the story needed was both of us, but her steadfast belief in the story is why it’s in bookstores.
Darcy: I loved the story so much and felt so honored that Charity let me be a part of writing it. For me, every minute I spent writing was like a mini-vacation from the scary awfulness of my son’s illness. Writing Geek Girl was what recharged me and made it possible for me to give him the care he needed.
**Be sure to pick up The Geek Girl’s Guide to Cheerleading today!
Saturday, May 1, 2010 0 comments

A day at the beach

by Brittany Geragotelis

Went up to Greenwich, CT today to visit my good friend, Colleen. Coll is one of my BFFs and a former AC co-worker. Back in the day, whenever she and I would walk around the city, people used to ask if we were sisters and sometimes even twins! We never quite understood it ourselves, but our theory was that we are both short (around 4'11") and white. That's all we could ever come up with...

Anyways, a few years ago, Colleen moved out of the city with her now husband, Donny, and we've had a bit of a long-distance friendship ever since. We don't see each other as often as we used to, but we're lucky enough to have one of those relationships where we always pick up right where we left off the last time we saw each other.

Although I miss her a ton, the cool thing about her living outside the city is that I get to go and visit! Greenwich is a beautiful town. The houses are sick and it's so quiet and calm. It's hard to worry about the stress of everyday life out there.

Because today was about 88 degrees and beautiful, Colleen and I took her daughter, Sailor--otherwise known as the cutest little girl EVER--to the beach. She was so adorable in her teeny-tiny swimsuit, eating shovel-fulls of sand and pointing out sailboats and kites. And of course, it was amazing just to be outside in the sun for a change. All I gotta say is good weather does wonders for your emotional state, that's for sure.

Oh, and I was able to write 5 pages of Painless on the train ride there and back. All in all, it was a pretty good day...if you don't believe me, check out the pictures!

5x5,
B.

 
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